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A Sample Murder Story as planned by Am: Taking Out Your Horny
Billionare of a Boss for Ruining Your Life
as written by duni and amy...
Posing as a fellow businessman you invite him to an out-of-town
stripclub to discuss business (what else?) over the phone. The day of the rendez-vous in the evening, you purchase two
plastic seat covers and cover the driver and passenger seat of your car. Also, cover the first or last symbol on the
liscense plate. Check into a hotel or something of the sort at least an hour before departing. You would then sneak out, being
sure that you are not seen. Beforehand, equip yourself with a rope, a shitload of heroin, both concealed, and be
on your way. Arrive at the club aproximately an hour and a half early and request a private room. After forty-five
minutes or so, make a point of telling the manager that your friend is quite late, however, just in case he shows
that you would like to keep the room. You call your boss from a payphone, informing he should enter from the
back. Tell him something along the lines of "The front door is blocked, they set up a adisplay in front, and there just
so hapens to be a back entrance to your private room. Naturally, upon arrival your boss recognizes you and is dumbfounded,
at this point you lecture him in the slick psyco-killer tone about just how much of a scumbag he is, how and
why you loath him, and how he deserves to die. As he commences freaking out, you cooly tell him,
in the smooth Hannibal-Lectur voice, that you are going to get yourself a drink, so as to fully enjoy his death. You
walk behind him in the supposed direction of the exit, and gag him. Strangle him with the rope, and in his final moments
you shoot the heroin up his veins.You leave the body inside while you tell the manager that your
buisness partner has yet to show up, and that you will now be leaving...At this point, you throw one arm of the victim over
our shoulder so as to look as though you're carrying your passed-out, drunken friend from the club. You set him up in the
passenger seat, being careful not to disturb his body, leaving any incriminating marks of your being there, besides the strangulation
marks. You should then, at a legal, yet full-speed pace, drive back to his house, making sure you arrive within the hour,
seeing as autopsies can tell when a victim died, within the frame of an hour or so...So. You arrive back at his house, and
walk him up to his door. You would have previously, of course, figured out the password to his alarm, and deactivated it.
You would then, supposing he had a pool, dump the worthless, lifeless, piece of shit face-down into his own pool. After this,
you would go back into his house, place the needles used for shooting the heroin, onto his coffee table, making sure to cleanly
wipe off any fingerprints of your own. You would then exit the home, making sure to have gone back and cleaned off any surface
that you had touched. Although you would have had gloves on, it's always good to take a second-glance at these things. And
then, you climb back into your car, sneak back into your hotel/apartment without being seen, wait an hour or so, and leave...MAKING
SURE THAT SOMEONE SEES YOU. Say "Hello." to a few people, ect, ect...
From this point, you would travel to a place which you are aware
of having cameras and things of the like, and spend a good part of the rest of the night there...the following morning, bleach
and disguard of all the plastic covers for the seats, and burn the rope along with your clothing, which would be worn-in cotton
so as to not leave and fabric remains in the house...
You have then committed the perfect murder. So long as you were
never an asshole to him beforehand, and told no one of your animosity recently, then you can take a step back, and pat yourself
on the back. Your job is done.
Have fun kids...haha...
the weekly murder post will be updated - you guessed it, weekly :-)
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